White Void

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Page 16 — 2 August 2019


Shell: Fine. (wedges the lampshade between the door and the wall)
Disk: But what if we need to light up something else?
Shell: *sigh*
(Shell replaces the lampshade with one of her shoes)
Shell: There. Happy now?
Disk: Does this place have a bathroom?
Shell: ...
Shell: Are you kidding? These things never have bathrooms.
Disk: What things?
Shell: Buildings in fiction. Everybody just holds it. Or they don't need to go at all in the first place.
Disk: Great. What am I supposed to do then?
Shell: How should I know?